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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barkeep asks, "Why the long face?" *ba-dum-bump* So if you like a good joke or go along with Mark Twain's premise that most humor comes from tragedy, you might enjoy the following sample articles I wrote for Helium before that site shut down, and another about computer insanity that I wrote recently.

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The Unauthorized History
of Country Music

I Dreamed of Chad

The Amish are Cruel 

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American Accents

Class Reunion

I Earned $10 Million by Blogging

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Pop Knew Pie Was Round

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Computer Insanity

A Promising Employee

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Old Blue, The Talking Dog

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The Nun and
the Parrot

Next up: Theater

Need help with writing, Microsoft Office, Spanish, or history? I also provide one-on-one tutoring and coaching. Contact me at cjsmuz@vivaldi.net to set up a free 30-minute no-obligation tutoring session. If you like something you have seen on this page, let us know!

John Wilkes Booth
The Man Who Shot Lincoln

Battle of Gettysburg--The South's High-Water Mark

Battle of Vicksburg
The South Split in Two

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